The act of receiving a blow job from a southern girl while taking a poop.
I heard Hailey gives country blumpkins if you wanna try something new.
when you get a blumpkin in an outhousee new
jeb got a country blumpkin in his nice new outhouse
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Getting a blowjob in an outhouse or porta-potty.
At the outdoor concert Ivanka gave me a Country Blumpkin
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Receiving a blowjob while taking a shit from a toothless girl with a dip in her mouth.
My girl gave me a country blumpkin after we hit the meth pipe.
To recieve fellatio (head) while taking a shit in an outhouse
I recieved a country blumpkin while i was working on the farm last summer... Shit was awesome.
When you are taking a shit in an outhouse while a chick is giving you head. See blumpkin
"Dude, I drove through West Virginia one time and hooked up with this hot mountain chick and she gave me a country blumpkin behind her parent's shack. It was messy but awesome!"
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To do a blumpkin but the girl is wearing a cowboy hat.
1) Ally, wear this hat so we can do a country blumpkin
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