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Louisa County is a large small town county in central Virginia. It's full of some pretty great people along with some shit. People grow up their whole life complaining that they can't wait to leave, but then they usually drop out of have babies and decide that they can't leave their "home". Pretty much all there is to do is hang out in Food Lion parking lot, get yelled at by the town cops, and move to McDonalds parking lot. Other thant that you have a wide variety of drinking and drugs on the weekends. There are a vast amount of parents that let their children to whatever drugs they desire and bring their child's friends down with them.
Random person:"Hey, man. Where you from?"
Louisian:"Louisa County, Virginia"
Random person:"Where's that?"
Louisian:"If you ever get lost, you've found it. It's pretty central to everything, yet no one knows where it is."
Stafford County is a place that is in close proximity to Quantico Marine base and just about an hour south of Washington D.C. As legend has it Stafford County is believed to be a black hole. No attractions at all just a movie theater...Oh wait there’s not even one of those. Stafford is also notorious for clearing land for CVS’s, Walmarts, and places with overpriced rent or mortgage payments. I mean what do you pay for to live there? Good luck traveling out of Stafford because traffic will have you by the balls and when you decide to stay in Stafford, Quantico bomb testing will send the slightest shake to your home every other morning. Stafford County is so boring that this “slight shake” is considered very entertaining. God save your Stafford teens souls because boredom will be inevitable. Parents prepare to fork out some cash to get your houses power washed and cars detailed because depending on how much of an asshole your child is in school these assets will have egg, syrup, bologna, pee or even shit on it. Stafford County teenagers become Picasso with their creativity when they are so fucking bored. Overall, Stafford will suck out whatever life you have in you as it does most of its residents. When you go off to college most people you meet would have never even heard of Stafford County, which says a lot about it. On the bright side Stafford can be a good quiet place to retire or go to the neighborhood gas station called wawa. Otherwise this Stafford is truly a lost cause.
“Do you guys want to play hide-n-go seek in Walmart?” Dude of course I love all the hiding spots in the Stafford County Walmart."
“Woahhh was that just a small earthquake?” No dude you just live in Stafford County?”
“Ohhhh no I left my car out all night and now theres shit on my hood. “ Welcome to Stafford County asshole.”
“Woahhh dude are marching bands always in parades?” “Ohhh you must be from Stafford County.”
“Want to go see a movie or go bowling tonight at 7:00?” “How can we do that we live in Stafford County.”
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Usually referred to as just "county", its a cigarette smoked to the end with only a few drags left. It's shorter than a regular "short".
Mug #1: Aye joe, let me get that short off that mentho
Mug#2: Nawww joe, this my lucky square right here. I'll hook it up witta county short though.
Mug#1: Fuck it then, throw me that county fasho...
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A county or area usually suburban that votes for Bush or any Republican for that matter without fail. These areas have low crime rates, high education, and inhabitants whose noses could drown them during a rain storm. The lack of realism in their lives makes them become jaded which leads to the belief that voting republican will both help them and make them wealth-er. However even like Bush if the President or party turns up bad results, they will find a way to blame blue states or liberals or minorities. In short they are rich white folk who vote for Bush all the while watching America tank before them.
-NEWS reports that the Republicans have just won Florida.- ....
Dre- Uhh??? how did that happen..didn't that guy just embezzle 120 million dollars last term???
Nick- Yeah but you know that area is nothing but Bush County. They don't care who they vote for as long as a black person ain't in office or if THEY lose money..
Dre- Were screwed aren't we
Nick- No shit...
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A sinful ghetto hood county in Cincinnati Ohio that's full of delusional meth heads, pot head fanatics, unruly braindead peasant buffoons that smoke and vape, drug addicts, drunk alcoholic driver thugs that drive with heroin, and has the worst schools and stupidest rules ever.
Person moving out of the area: Man I can't wait to get out of hellmont county It's such a sinful place now these days.
Random person: Yea Shitmont County sucks live anywhere but that ghetto hood.
a school full of slags and skets who chat shit about each other. the teachers in enfield county are all dickheads.
for example :
“Boldy”
Bob Crusty : “Ahlie that’s Enfield County” (ECS)
Dog : “The teachers there are all nittys”
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Broward County is a county region in south Florida that is right above Miami-Dade County. Those two counties are considered as "sister counties" since they share the same cultural trends, art, musical styles, connections, language vernacular & News/Current events.
Broward County is a calmer, more mellow version of Miami, which has lower crime activity and tourist visitors.
Broward is the Birthplace of Stickin'/Jookin' dance and music, the immense population of proud Haitian niggas that will put a bullet in your head in a quick second, and southern slang that sound exactly like the rapper plies.
A: Nigga where you from?
B: I'm from Broward county bih'
A: what part? Pompano? Deerfield? Lauderdale? Sunrise? Deepside? Or Lauderhill?
B: I'm from Lauderdale!
A: Dat part!
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