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An arrogant n00bie, who tries to outdo a vet.
n00b: u don't know wut ur talking about, bush is the best prez evar!1!
Vet: STFU, cran!
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Unpretentious.
Man that new Mars Volta Album was sooo not cran.
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A young man who thinks he is the best, although typically cran-rammers are somewhere in the mid- to fair okay region of the performance spectrum.
Did you see how proud Josh was of his mediocre sales presentario? He is a cran-rammer, for sure.
cran tack can mean anything you want it to
Yo, you got any cran tacks left ky-ky?
I really need to get a bigger cran tack.
You acted like a real big cran tack the other night erick.
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the best mother fuckin drink ever
drink cran-grape.
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Cran time is Cran Time except for when it's not cran time during which time it is simply cran time. No one can effect the inevitability of Cran Time.
DEAD-TRAINS
YOUR TRAINS ARE DEad
Cran Time
Person 1: What is Cran Time?
Person 2: Cran Time is Cran Time!
"In other news, two freight trains collided earlier today after someone reportedly shouted Cran Time"
David: When is Cran Time?
Kate: It is always Cran Time. Always. Unless it isn't, in which case, it is anyway. It is now officially a paradox. A Cran Time Paradox.
The surgeon general has stated that it is highly dangerous to "view" Cran Time if you have epilepsy.
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The cranberry industry, well known for oppression of both workers and consumers.
Aw man, Big Cran took the last of my food rations again!