Tipsy Crawfish

The act of when you get so drunk you make your move on the only chick at the party with crab infestation, and have your way with her.

"Dood Jjoou Cee Dat der chick ovarr dere???"
"Yea bro shes got Crabs"
"nwh man i hed skimp for diner noot crbs, ims a go holler at dat theree mami"
"Ok dude whatever you say...Ugh another soul lost to the Tipsy Crawfish".

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Kentucky Crawfish

Spend a few months growing out your facial hair, preferably a big bushy 'stache. Find a girl. While eating her out, the aforementioned facial hair will tickle her area. When she laughs, smack the shit out of her face.

Holy shit, did you just Kentucky Crawfish that bitch?

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Biloxi crawfish

gential lice you catch from unsavory woman at the project longue in biloxi Missiissppi

I took this whore home from the project last night and that bitch gave me a case of Biloxi crawfish.

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crawfish broil

Relaxing while drinking a beer while your woman boils the crawfish for your party.

You going to Mike's crawfish broil, I heard his woman is cooking and he'll be sittin' back drinkin' a beer.

David and Richard are retarded to believe that Mike's crawfish broil was a misspelling on the invitation.

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Crawfish Dinner

A sexual act in which a male inserts gumbo into a woman's vagina, has sex with her, and proceeds to eat out the tasty gumbo.

The best part of giving my girlfriend a

Crawfish Dinner yesterday was the delicious gumbo I ate afterward.

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crawfish box

it's a box you put crawfish in.... obviously

-Clepper "NOOOO OMG OMG OMG! I Can't Believe IT! I forgot the crawfish box!!!"
-Car full of confused MUNistas "uh... what's a crawfish box?"(whilst looking around confusedly at one another)
- Cleper "it's a box to put crawfish in."
-KK "so you have a box and you put crawfish in?"
-Clepper "yes"
... this is not a joke.

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Dusty Crawfish

The biggest ladys man on the earth. DJ assaults apprentice. Does anything for a hot lady. Hottest guy you will ever meet. St. Ursula School his daily hell. Paul Stortz and John Cimino, the biggest pimps on the planet, are his crew. Also see the word a dustin for the same guy.

"wow man dustin is so hot"

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