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That old lady that lives down the street from you that has over a dozen cats named after each of her exboyfriends that have done her wrong.
"The crazy cat lady makes me nervous...she's always walking around, screaming at her cats with a meat cleaver."
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A woman that uses cats as a substitute for affection. Her toxic mindset and political views have driven away all the dick in her life, throwing away all chances of having kids. Middle aged depressed, and no chances of living a fulfilling life they just sulk in their cat piss stained homes with more cats then men shes slept with. She typically has a soft racist views on brown people, seeing them as "poor and misunderstood", but in actuality she sees them as weak and in need of help(just like her dozens of cats). Typical traits they have are short hair, horned rim glasses, modern art obsession, and useless degrees(with a pile of debt).
You will find them as art teachers, librarians, and often help homeless people. They aren't bad people, just where hurt at some point in life which caused them to build up spite to strong men, hence the rejection of them.
#crazy cat lady
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A crazy cat lady can be a woman who owns more cats than municipal code allows. However, an oft-unheard of definition of 'crazy cat lady' is the very inverse of the original: a man who claims women are crazy cat ladies as a defense mechanism when in reality he himself owns more cats than municipal code allows, but hides this fact from friends, family, and co-workers in order to avoid the stereotypical norms that those who own multiple cats are solitary, human females. As a result, while 'lady' often denotes a female human, in this case it represents a closeted male 'cat-lover'. Signs someone is such a closeted, male, cat-lover include calling other humans in their lives 'cat ladies', 'crazy cat ladies', and using obtuse logic to prove others fit this mold - when in fact, it is the person calling out cat lovers, who loves cats most of all and is in fact a 'crazy cat lady'.
Human one: You're a crazy cat lady!
Human two: Since you are calling ME a crazy cat lady, I can deduce that in fact it is YOU who are a crazy cat lady - despite the fact that your are male. It is okay, crazy cat lady/man, I accept you.
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Similar to the crazy cat lady, the crazy frog lady is obsessed with the amphibian genera. This obsession is to the point that it negatively impacts all other parts of the persons life, be it friendships, relationships or work. The crazy frog lady would put frog life above human life if she had the choice.
'Oh shit man, have you seen the crazy frog lady, what does she look like?'
'Yeah bro, shes the weird looking one with the frog hat and holding the frog'
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what someone has when they can't seem to get a date or action or anything. its like forever alone, except you get cats.
Hey, you should go talk to him, see if he likes you.
Nah, ill just stay here, I've been diagnosed with Crazy Cat Lady Syndrome so it won't work out anyway.
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Crazy Cat Nail Lady is an alternate name for a certain nail and comedy based YouTuber.
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