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cold bone creamery

The act of fellatiating with the subject's favorite ice cream sundae ingredients already in the mouth. Resulting in a delicious, yet customized mess upon ejaculate completion.

Her cold bone creamery was cold, but tasty and worth it!

by SkeeterSquat November 7, 2015


cold stone creamery

The best ice cream store ever. You can order whatever you want and they will mix your ice cream flavor with whatever candy, fruits or nuts you want to make the only real "custom ice cream".

Lets go to Cold Stone Creamery tonight and get great fucking ice cream.

by Jmagnus October 17, 2007

31๐Ÿ‘ 13๐Ÿ‘Ž


Cold Stone Creamery

A sex act in which the male shits and freezes his shit. The man's woman then puts the frozen shit in a condom. The woman then uses the rock hard shit condom as a dildo and fucks the shit out of the man. After a few minutes of anal play, the shit is partially melted. The couple then eat the half melted shit condom like a popsicle.

My wife and I Cold Stone Creameried then shared the delicious treat.
The three 50 year olds had a fun time Cold Stone Creamerying in the back of a stolen Camry.

by kongbongokcool April 30, 2020


Cold Stone Creamery

An ice cream store where employees sing every 4 minutes, oversize your order and assume that you will be back the next day to pay them more money for their overpriced product. Kneading ice cream on an extremely cold slab of marble while adding in things such as candy bars, chocolate chips and even strawberries to your order is their specialty. Coldstone Creamery also markets smoothies, milk shakes, cakes and pint to gallon tubs of their very own ice cream that you can take home in order to place yourself into a comatose state.

"We'll see you back tomorrow teehee!"

by Carl H. July 27, 2005

42๐Ÿ‘ 31๐Ÿ‘Ž


Cold Stone Creamery

Basically what all kids do at home; take plain old ice cream and mix in candy. Everyone just thinks that it's so great because it's on a cold stone. Big woop. Is it worth six dollars when you could by three gallons for that.

Six year old: Mommy, can I mix candy with ice cream?
Mom: No, let's go get 1/4 of the ice cream for 1/4 of the amount at Cold Stone Creamery!
Six year old: Yay!

by Johnny Jay2385wer7656897w697w5 August 22, 2008

10๐Ÿ‘ 14๐Ÿ‘Ž


Creamery

Noun - a man's ball sack.

Southern slang.

"Look yall, johns wife has him by the Creamery again!"
" John must own a big Creamery to be talking as much smack as he is"
The sentence usage is endless!

by KEL-GAR October 10, 2020


Creamery

A 5 foot 4 Canadian "Twitch Streamer" with an abnormally small penis.

Damn, Creamery actually went live for the first time this month!

by CreamTeam69 May 8, 2024