Creationism

A synonym for 'bullshit'.

Person A: I believe in creationism.
Person B: You are retarded.

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Creationism

Creationism explained:
God + Adam + Eve -times- Cane -minus- Abel + Seth -divided by- Lilith -times- Eve's sister-in-law -divided by- dinosaurs -times- 42 -times- E=mc2 -divided by- Infinity + H2O -times- Monosodiumglutinate -minus- The Monolith + hot air + the sound of a honking horn + The Secret Ingredient -minus- your opposable thumb = ALL THAT IS AND EVER SHALL BE! AMEN!

I hope that clears things up for you.

According to the Religious Right, "evolution" was just Darwin trying to explain his wife to his friends and the idea caught on! "Creationism" is, of course, the ONE TRUE and ONLY explanation for human existance. Anybody who says otherwise should have their opposable thumbs chopped off!

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Creation

Biblically speaking, a premise accepted only by brainwashed fools who fail to accept science.

Creationists are idiots.

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Creation

1. To create or make something.

2. Commonly used in everyday speech to mean the world and all things in it. The Universe, Cosmos, Nature, etc..

3. Used by Christians in refference to their belief that their god brought the world and all things in it into existance.

1. My art work is my creation.

2. The sun seems to shine down on all creation in the morning.

3. Most Christians believe in the biblical account of creation as opposed to scientific fact and history.

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Creation

Creation

The process is not easy but it is very rewarding.

For example, my teacher told me to create a definition of the word creation for a letter grade.

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Creationism

The bullshit idea that every living thing on Earth was suddenly created by some invisible man child in about one week.

People who believe in Creationism are oftentimes called Creationists and are very political.

Ken Ham believes in Creationism and the story of Noah's Ark.

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Creation

The process of coming up with something new at the exchange of a reward.

My teacher told me that if I did not create a definition of the word creation I would get a bad letter grade

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