cricket

A sport mainly played in Southeast Asia and Europe

I love to play cricket

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cricket

Old person, usually driving

"Move your fucking ass you cricket!"
"HEYYYYY CRICKET!!!"

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cricket

penis that is shorter in length then it is in width that uncontrollably shoots cum (purple headed yogurt slinger)

God your such a cricket.
Oh man i have such a cricket.

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cricket

a word used to disguise smoking weed with others. (eg. cricket = the act of smoking weed, an over = one sitting, a bat = one cone)

i batted four times in one over of cricket yesterday (i smoked four cones in one sitting yesterday)

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cricket

fair play, also a boring sport

"thats just not cricket!!"
"ZZZzzzzzzz"

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cricket

Slur for black person. Reference to black neighborhoods being the only place where you find Cricket phone stores.

"Look at all those damn crickets over there, jumpin' around, chirpin', and playin' basketball."

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cricket

Really good phone service that is available in most areas. Unlimited txt messaging and unlimited minutes make it the best choice for most people. The one main downside is that most of the idiots who work for them are nothing but fly catchers.

I love my cricket cell phone. I can take it with me anywhere I go and count on it to work!

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