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Disgustingly obese white person.
His bumper sticker said, "No Criscos, no Skeletans".
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To insert a penis into the anus without a rubber or any form of lube.
"Dude, i didnt have a rubber so i had to Crisco the bitch".
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The future ex-Secretary of State for the state of Kansas, Voter Suppressor-in-Chief, and a man whose office allegedly made an error that doubled his own lead in a primary election for Governor of the State of Kansas. An oleaginous, greasy or otherwise oily politician who has been routinely caught in varying lies and misstatements of fact made to journalists and federal court judges. See, also, Kris Kobach
Crisco Box doesn't think it's a conflict of interest to be the Secretary of State overseeing his own primary election as he tries to run for Governor. Don't be a Crisco Box.
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1. An exceptionally obese person, although lesser in size than the butter troll or lard golem, who consumes edible objects in excess, mainly large bricks of butter bacon wrapped or not.
2. Also used to describe persons with "big bones" or "glandular problems".
"Damn, that cheerleader has become quite the crisco demon..."
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an unusual sex act, usually the result of a bender. the badgers are usually embarrased and never quite the same again!
Little Miss Slutty Pants went on a bender and the next day photographs of her with crisco and badgers ended up in the local paper. Her friends suggested she stay away from the
Zoo !
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The generous slathering and layering of Crisco shortening from the fingers to the elbow for engaging in a deep penetrating fisting session with a very lucky partner.
I want to be fisted right now. No worries I got a 3 pound tub of Crisco in my car. Hole up for me and I’ll get the Crisco glove on.
Holy shit. Carl fisted me last night with the Crisco glove. It was incredible. I gaped for a half hour before snapping shut. Next time we are going to try the Crisco sleeve.
AN ORGY IN WHICH ALL THE PARTICIPATES ARE COVERED IN CRISCO OR SOME KIND OF SIMILAR COOKING OIL.
LILL AND JILL HAD A CRISCO PARTY IN THEIR APARTMENT.
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