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Crotch Itch Situation. When in public and you have to itch your genital area, but you are having problems doing so descretely.
My book bag totally covered for me on the bus... I had a major critch sitch.
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a rag used to wipe the sweat from your balls
He threw the critch rag at his face
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A mean term people and upper class men use to describe a awesome group of very close friends. They do not HU with the critch gang and are very nice
Yo stop calling these nice group of people critch bitches because they’re not
Fuck off jerk
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Similar to crooked.meening not straight, or to be slightly bent.
The Christmas tree is still Critched,we need to straighten it up. Or, That man is Critched as hell.
When something would be a slay if the person slaying was someone else.
“Look at that indie boy with his Louis Vuitton bum bag, that’s so critch.”
“Kanye west is in Melbourne at A1 Bakery, that’s so critch.”
when you accidentally touch knees
critch can also be a game played by 3 or more people it is like tag but you have to touch knees to tag and scream CRITCH
"Hey man watch your knee you just f*cking critched me!!"
"CRITCH" Jennifer Lawrence screamed as she thrust her knee upon Chris Pratt's
1. Essentially being a mother fucking CHAD!!
2. If you are a trader, investor and do something, well anything fucking CHAD, BALLERIFIC or AMAZING You are Critch
Yo you seen that baller over there that mother fucka so Critch.