Newfoundland slang
A state of being ornery, fussy, or disagreeable. Can be a temporary condition, or a character trait.
Often coupled with the modifier "right", as in "right crooked", for emphasis.
note: the pronunciation favors an equal emphasis of the -crook and the -ed. Dissimilar to "booked".
"Crooked Mr. Flattery never gives out Halloween candies"
"Jane gets right crooked whenever Bill's around"
a strongly disagreeable action, but not so much as a twisted one
that was crooked
he tried to do some crooked shit
Going round causing trouble and doing illegal things, being a crook,
That man there looks like he's crooking.
I'm going out crooking
To have a sideways vaJ or lop sided
"Girl! get yo crooked ass ova here".
To be dirty<triffling>an underdog
If wen you was younger playing hide and go get some and the one who no one likes tells te teachr, they was crooked, cause they were hating
(adj.) used to describe a particular circumstance or thing which one highly favors, most often a replacement for synonyms such as good, preferable, awesome, etc.
"Man, that new PS2 game is crooked to the max, dog!"
"Did you notice how sexy that girl was!? She is totally crooked!"
"DUDE! Your new ride is crooked, man!"
"Yo momma sure can cook one damn crooked meal!"