A really fat person who needs assistant to walk or do anything.
My friends grandma is a walking cruise ship
To shove an unrealisticly sized sex toy up the butthole
Can we cruise ship it tonight?
Fat out of shape, white people on vacation sunburnt as hell covered in white pasty sunscreen, wearing tie-dyed shirts that are oversized that don’t fit them or has has a destination logo on them with baggy, swimsuits, and wearing Jesus sandals with socks that are soaking wet and disgusting and probably been clean properly in a week that probably stuffed their faces full of buffet and open bar for a week straight
Look cruise ship trash visiting the beautiful natural wonder
A place where if you put your keys, you receive a fun surprise for the rest of the trip!
Dan couldn't wait to put his keys in the Cruise Ship Fishbowl. It had been weeks since he had had any type of excitement.