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Crummy Cunt

A crummy cunt is someone who lays around all day bludging doing nothing and using every cunt they can. Another word to use instead of using cunt or bludging cunt.

Crummy cunt: Oiya you gotta smoke.
Hardworking tax payer: Nah fuck this shit go crum on someone else ya crummy cunt

by Sistagintitness March 31, 2019


crummie cummies

When you forget a condom and use an empty ziplock bag from lunch that was filled with cookies instead.

Here, find a trash-can for this bag of crummie cummies.

by The Cookie_monster October 24, 2020


Crummy Buttons

Crummy Buttons is a term for disappointment in any given situation. I first heard of Crummy Buttons on the Andy Griffith Show.

You are bowling and just miss a strike, Crummy Buttons is an appropriate and clean response.

by Opey1 March 6, 2010

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Crummy Buttons

Originally, a sponsor of the fictional Alan Brady Show which formed the plot lines the 1960s hit, The Dick van Dyke Show. On DvD, no one liked Crummy Buttons candy even when it was offered or free. It has, in some circles, come to represent any unpleasant surprise or disappointment.

Free candy? Oh, English toffee...crummy buttons.

by Savethelanguage March 17, 2021

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crummy cookie

game involving a group of homo sapiens kneeling in a circle and jerkin their gherkins onto a cookie, which is placed at the center of the circle. The last one to release his seminal fluids on the cookie must consume it, hands free.

8=======D (cookie)

Yesterday, after our football game, we played a round of crummy cookie. I lost both games

by Feenie Feen March 2, 2017

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Brr, crummy junk

An expression you say if you suddenly awake to find yourself cold and surrounded by disordered objects.
Can also be used just to express a feeling of dissatisfaction with cold weather.

As the truck entered the parking lot, Mike suddenly awoke and said "brr, crummy junk!"

Tim looked at the weather and said "brr, crummy junk". He realized he need to put on a sweater.

by k_bro2000 December 25, 2018


Gilmorians crummy surprise

when a gilmorian shoves a stale moist baguette down his urethra and proceeds to cum in his misses leaving a pool of crummy cum in her. Ultimately finishing of with a nice tasty 69

Yo man I had the best night with me misses i gave her the gilmorians crummy surprise

by Nigilywigily March 31, 2021