Crump

A rather large crap. Can be used in any context.

Did you see that crump that Sheila took the other night? It was humongous

Crump

A young individual that gets beaten by his father.

That guy is a crump.

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Crumped

The act of being hit so hard space distorts

Jock 1: Did you hear about Jock 3?
Jock 2: What happened?
Jock 1: Dude got crumped

crumping

To lick a persons anus hole.

Andy has been crumping that girls bum hole all day!

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crump

A slang medical term indicating that a patient's medical condition is rapidly worsening. See also: circling the drain.

I gotta run to room 3815--my patient is starting to crump!

That patient with the stroke is crumping--we better call the family!

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Crump

Noun. A boss ass bitch

Verb. The act of crumping. In good context it can be anything beneficial done by the Crump squad to a recipient individual. In negative context, can be anything negative or just some dumb shit done by the Crump squad.

Noun: That must be Ms. Crump. Look at how cool she is. I wanna be just like her when I grow up.

Verb: "Hold my shit. I'm gonna Crump'er"

Y'all let's get ready to do some Crumping tonight!!!!

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Crumps

A venereal disease contracted sexually in which small shrimp like creatures habitate in pubic hair. These creatures highly resemble ocean based crumpets, but are molescule in comparison. Easily treatable with douche.

Girl 1: WTF!!?? I just found a miniature shrimp in my crotch!
Guy 2: Holy Shit! You got the Crumps! You dirty bitch! I told you that your addiction to banging Hobos would lead to trouble!

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