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A sock worn the morning after being used as a wank-mop.
Man I woke up this morning and puty my sock on, and discovered it was a crunchie.
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Similar to the munchies, the crunchies are a specific craving for crunchy snacks such as potato chips, tortilla chips and corn nuts. Usually brought on by THC consumption.
Pete blazed up and before he knew it he had a the crunchies big time. As there were no chips in the house he had to settle for a bag of croutons.
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Infantrymen, engineers, clerks, and just about everyone else who doesn't ride in a tank. So named for the sound they make when they get their sorry selves run over.
Man, I'm telling you, if those damn crunchies don't get out of the way, I'm going to take the treads to every last one of them!
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an alternate term for the word "hippie."
a left leaning individual with communist tendencies.
Those damn linux-loving crunchies are bashing Microsoft again
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Embarrassed. Ashamed. Flustered
Man I was feeling crunchy as shit!
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Crunchy is a mix of cringy and salty. It is considered an insult.
"Geez man Ashley is being super crunchy"
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when you feel dumb cause you said something that you were wrong about
ooooooh don't you feel crunchy for saying I should feel guilty for not calling you on my lunch break, when I haven't even taken lunch
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