Crunky and Lloyd are two guys on facebook who have tested multiple laws and proven them real.
Law One: When snowboarding, all girls with rental boards are NOT hot.
Law Two: If you're a big ass to girls they will like you.
Law Three: On chair lifts, you always miss the hot chicks by one chair.
"Dude how do I get this chick to like me?"
"Ask Crunky and Lloyd"
"Noice!"
a state of being in which one is extremely crunk
Liz: Hey what do you wanna do tonight?
Laura: Let's get crunk!
Liz: Take me to crunky town!
Laura: Oh, we're goin'....
As a noun - someone who is crunk and a monkey! As a verb - someone who gets crunk and monkeylike! Coined by Kevin Risk in the late naughties.
Luke: "Let's go jolling!"
Anthony: "I want to be a crunky monkey!"
Alexandra: "Let's get crunky monkey!"
Slang for my roommate Jim. I had this dream where I called him Crunky B. Rock and thought it was hilarious.
Yo, Crunky B. get over here, we're about to donkey.
poor execution of performance, being a mixture of crunchy , crooked, and clumsy.
That girl has some crunky tumbling.