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With the recent explosion of cryptocurrency, crypto gurus refer to those individuals that make cryptocurrencies and the various personalities/internet celebrities surrounding the medium their entire personality, often to a cringe extent. It is also common for these individuals to insert crypto into any conversation imaginable.
Person 1: I want to get into cryptocurrency, I've been hearing a lot of chatter surrounding Bitcoin and Ethereum. Do you know anyone I can talk to about crypto?
Person 2: You can talk to my friend Tim, he's a total crypto guru. He won't shut up about everything crypto, I'm sure he'd love to talk to you.
Person 3: Did you hear? The Tesla Cybertrucks are finally starting to be delivered!
Crypto Guru: OMG! Tesla, Elon Musk! Dogecoin to the moon! Elon to the moon!
A nerd with too much spare time and video cards. Thinks he is smarter than you because he buys and resells burnt forests. Will ignore any meaningful arguments against what he does by repeating something about "serious business" 1000 times.
Person 1: I heard Jeremy bought new video cards to mine Ethereum! He says that it's serious business and that he's gonna get rich...
Person 2: Gosh, Jeremy's such a crypto bro...
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When speculating in cryptocurrencies and crypto assets is a perfect recipe to delayed or no retirement, bankruptcy, or even jail imprisonment, thanks to the greed, dishonesty, and irresponsibility of founders of both cryptocurrency exchanges and stablecoins.
Since the collapse of crypto exchange FTX, a number of retired folks dabbling in the crypto ecosystem and hoping to maximize their savings have gone from zero crypto to crypto zero.
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Popular pseudonym and nickname for entrepreneur koosha azim. Often used in cryptocurrency and blockchain group chats, on LinkedIn, and sometimes on Instagram.
Koosha Azim is also known as Crypto Koosh in the world of technology!
Someone who is so retarded that they don't know they are a retard. A person whose entire family is dumb as fuck, but they all lied to this person and told him that he is smart. In truth the person is the stupidest fuck alive.
You fucking crypto-retard; you dumb cunt. Go back to the first grade you crypto-retard. Can you even read you crypto-retard?
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1. One who has a secret adherence to Judaism while publicly professing to be of another faith; practitioners are referred to as "crypto-Jews". The term is especially applied historically to Spanish Jews who outwardly professed Catholicism
2. Someone who passes as white, proclaims they are white, yet are infact ethnically or culturally Jewish
3. Someone who is very stingy with their Bitcoin or Altcoin spending
Hey you know David is jewish right?
What? I thought he was Italian!
Yeah, he's a crypto jew.
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Crypto Criminals was founded by Scamtec in 2019. This group of individuals are notoriously known for ddosing, doxing, swatting, carding and etc.
Crypto Criminals aren’t to joke around with as they will manipulate you to complete task for them. This group will make you write their name on your forehead and post it on their social media’s to gain clout. When contacted by this group do not further in conversation as they use a strategy called social engineering and use the info to gain a benefit from it. If contacted by a member you should be afraid because they know who you are and they want something from you. This group is a bunch of black hats that just want to f*** everyone over. This group was founded by scamtec just to manipulate and corrupt the com.
After FOX 11 first aired the story promo, members of Crypto Criminals posted this on their Instagram account this response: *Expletive* FOX, we beaming niggas for life.