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A desperate attempt to fix a borked situation.
A: You told her she was a dumb cow with a socially irresponsible haircut?
B: Yeah, I spent the rest of the weekend Ctrl+Z'ing that shit from seventeen directions.
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The Ghetto version of Alt + F4. It is used by trolls to make someone kick or close their processes/windows.
Guy : Hey press CTRL + W and I'll give you free items!
Kid : YE! Sure!
*Kid has left the game*
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The quickest way to close your browser on most laptops to hide the fact you are on porn / Urban Dictionary.
Guy 1 : "The other day, I was looking at the definition for backhand, when my sister came my room!"
Guy 2 : " Did you Ctrl+W?"
Guy 1 : "I did, but she slapped me with the back of her hand because I had incest porn on my other window."
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That guy at your office who uses the ctrl keyboard commands for everything.
Robert just reached Babylon 5.0 on the nerd scale with his knowledge of the keyboard commands, what a ctrl freak.
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Another meaning for cutting in the self harm community. Originating from the subreddit r/MadeOfStyrofoam.
It is less meant to be used as a verb but rather as symbols for clothing or accessories to identify with one another from the SH community.
1. Why does that person’s bracelet say “ Ctrl + X “?
2. It’s kind of like slang for cutting/self-harming
1. How do you know that?..
2. Nvm