dans ton cul

Romantic French idiom used whenever one asks about the location of something or someone.

Very useful on job interviews or for wedding toasts.

"Chérie, où sont les relevés du compte ?

Dans ton cul !"

"Honey, where are the bank statements ?

Up your ass !"

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Cul-de-sac

A dead-end, usually looped/circular road.

Jim: "How do I get to your place"
Chrissy: "Take 105th street north about 3 blocks. My place is in a cul-de-sac on the right hand side of the street"

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cul-de-creep

(noun) when you are spying on someone by driving by their house, and unfortunately, they live on a cul-de-sac, you have to turn around in a cul-de-creep

"Dammnit! I didn't realize they lived in this neighborhood. I hope they don't see us as we turn around in their cul-de-creep."

"Why is Bob turning around by our house? Drive-by? Or cul-de-creep? How spish."

Cul-de-fap

The dead end one experiences on finding that an attractive woman friend of a friend has no photos, or high privacy settings on their facebook profile. From "Cul-de-sac" - dead end road and "Fap" to enjoy oneself too much looking at porn.

"Oooh, look at her… I wonder if she has any hot Ibiza holiday pics… NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! Cul-de-fap! :((("

cul-de-clique

The first owners to have purchased or built homes in a housing development. Though not always living in an actual cul-de-sac, these persons or families do tend to over-pal around, especially during social holidays like the US 4th of July or Labor Day. The cul-de-clique's members typically control production and distribution of pool keys, and direct important neighborhood events such as the Easter Egg Roll and the Independence Day Bicylce Parade.

Our cul-de-clique upgraded the neighborhood Halloween celebration this year to include the passing out of candy by the local fire department's pumper truck. Whatever.

trou du cul

french insult for asshole

Sale petit trou du cul dégage de là

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pisse au cul

Une insulte indiquant que vous considérez l'autre personne complètement insignifiante, d'un statut plus bas qu'un accessoire, une foutesse totale.

Un homme à l'apparance d'un vagabond vous approche dans la rue, il tend un vieux goblet métallique dans votre direction et dit:
"Pardon monsieur, avez vous quelques Euros pour un soldat à la retraite ?"
"Non, je suis désolé"
Il se retire d'un pas rapide tout en marmonnant "Maudit pédé"
Vous lui criez en gesticulant des bras : "Hé papi, je vous pisse au cul"

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