What you are when playing Among Us and you’re name isn’t KingCapper.
Sup Cumfarts
When someone gets a little too close for comfort. And to make them uncomfortable, you simply just say in a silly voice "Wow bud, you're a LITTLE too close for cumfart."
*creepy old man stands next to you* "woah! 'Scuse me sir, you're a LITTLE too close for cumfart!"
When you see a fat girl and it causes you to jizz in the nearest asshole
Lizzo comes in the room, you see a girl is sitting at your desk, and she did an Usfat cumfarts cause you already made a jizz on the desk.
Extra thick and creamy cumfart, performed by a inbred Cornish pixie.
OMG, that twerp did a huge Cornish Cumfart on the pavement. “Slop”