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What you are when playing Among Us and you’re name isn’t KingCapper.
Sup Cumfarts
When someone gets a little too close for comfort. And to make them uncomfortable, you simply just say in a silly voice "Wow bud, you're a LITTLE too close for cumfart."
*creepy old man stands next to you* "woah! 'Scuse me sir, you're a LITTLE too close for cumfart!"
When you see a fat girl and it causes you to jizz in the nearest asshole
Lizzo comes in the room, you see a girl is sitting at your desk, and she did an Usfat cumfarts cause you already made a jizz on the desk.
When you can’t decide if you’re going to become a satanist or a Muslim before you leave for America.
Often Atheist and Asian, with only the desire to destroy the west.
My father died of agent orange, I’m going. To destroy America with my commie cumfart. Crybaby reds pooed their true colors out.
Extra thick and creamy cumfart, performed by a inbred Cornish pixie.
OMG, that twerp did a huge Cornish Cumfart on the pavement. “Slop”