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a very small increment of measurement.
waitress: do you want ketchup on your eggs?
patron: just a cunt-hair
Girl 1: your gas light just came on, we should stop somewhere.
girl2: nah, we can get there on just a cunt-hair
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A "cunt hair" is the second smallest unit of measurement, used for nearly infinitesimal distances.
Example : Scotland were within a cunt hair of freedom, but instead chose to continue to suck Britain off within a cunt hair of its life
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A person who is completely useless.
Person 1: "There she is, sleeping on the job again..."
Person 2: "Dude, what a fucking cunt hair."
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Japanese Cunt Hair
Also referred to as a JCH. Japanese Cunt Hair refers to the belief that the incredibly, massive, unruly, bush of the Japanese modern day woman is simply just a 3 foot continuously coiled black hair. The JCH typically comprises approximately 38% of the total weight of a Japanese woman, or more specifically close to 15 kg.
In societal practice, the JCH is the reason why Japanese women must wear what are typically referred to as 'Granny Panties'. They must cover the JCH in its entirety so they are not shunned.
Jon: Damn, you see that? I almost got the triple 20 on the dart board.
Bill: Shit, Tim. You were about 3 Japanese Cunt Hair's away.
Jon: Fuck you Bill. I wasn't 9 feet away, you asshole!
Ralph: Hey Yuko, it looks like you have a tail sticking out of your shorts!
Yuko: Hee Hee Hee (shy laugh). That must be my Japanese Cunt Hair showing again!
The act of performing oral sex in the morning
Ever since I started going down on my girlfriend in the morning and getting some of that cunt hair coffee my production at work has gone up ten fold
Standard unit of measurement for nearly infinitesimal distances.
"Holy shit, that speeding car missed me by a red cunt hair."
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A unit of measurement favored by old-school southern carpenters and general contractors.
CARPENTER 1:"Say fella...would you step back n' take a look at
n'see how this door fits?"
CARPENTER 2:"Hmmm...'bout a coupla RED CUNT HAIRS off the
bottom oughta' do it.Break out the sander."
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