Cunt Hunt

The more modern term for witch hunt.

Ms. Clitton denied any wrongdoing of her alleged involvement in the scandals that spanned several decades and repeatedly pled the fifth. An angry mob of journalists surrounded Ms. Clitton, sticking microphones dressed like penises under her chin and beside her mouth and adamantly demanded answers. “MS. CLITTON, IS IT TRUE YOU WOULDN’T SUCK YOUR HUSBANDS’ DICK?” Ms.Clitton: “I plead the fifth!” “But Ms. Clitton, America wants to know: DID YOU PUT YOUR HUSBANDS’ DICK IN YOUR MOUTH, AT ANY POINT RECENTLY?” Ms. Clitton: “I plead the fifth!” “Ms. Clitton, the world is waiting… TELL US THE LAST TIME YOU SUCKED A DICK, ANY DICK, NOT JUST YOUR HUSBANDS’???” Ms. Clitton: “I plead the fifth!” “WE WANT THE TRUTH!” DID MONICA SUCK YOUR HUBBY OFF BECAUSE YOU WOULDN’T???” Ms. Clitton: “She sucked his dick cause she’s a whore!” Silence befell the insane mob and the massive Cunt Hunt finally drew to a close.