A person who does something that is absolutely unbelievably fucktarded.
I can’t believe you wrecked my truck you Fucktardian Cuntwaffle.
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Someone who is as good as the breakfast food, except at being a cunt.
"Dude I fucked some twins last night but you weren't there"
"I was with you most of the night until you said you were just going home..."
"Well I should have called you, but I was pretty busy"
"Fuckin' cuntwaffle"
Word for mildy psychotic woman usually from west sydney.
Can easily be spotted they sport yellow fords with dinged quarter panels from crappy driving skills
A boy who likes to break peoples hearts and leads them on, telling them he loves them when In reality it’s all a lie.
Euen is an absolute cuntwaffle
The state of being such a cunt that you are become a bluewaffle. This can happen when a rather large woman sits on your face and you are given the mixer.
Miki: look at the guy over there
Midget: yeah what a cuntwaffle
When girls cum on a waffle and eat it
Girls play a game called cuntwaffle
an over bearing sponge for brains obnoxious douchebag
dont be a cuntwaffle