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Fucktardian Cuntwaffle

A person who does something that is absolutely unbelievably fucktarded.

I can’t believe you wrecked my truck you Fucktardian Cuntwaffle.

by The Kid From Up June 4, 2020

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Cuntwaffle™

A friend who hates waffles

Chris: i hate waffles

Awstyn: damn. What a Cuntwaffle

by Awstyn™ December 13, 2019


Cuntwaffle

Someone who is as good as the breakfast food, except at being a cunt.

"Dude I fucked some twins last night but you weren't there"
"I was with you most of the night until you said you were just going home..."
"Well I should have called you, but I was pretty busy"
"Fuckin' cuntwaffle"

by Civicus April 17, 2016


Cuntwaffle

Word for mildy psychotic woman usually from west sydney.
Can easily be spotted they sport yellow fords with dinged quarter panels from crappy driving skills

You know that cuntwaffle

by Daveo81 November 24, 2018


Cuntwaffle

A boy who likes to break peoples hearts and leads them on, telling them he loves them when In reality it’s all a lie.

Euen is an absolute cuntwaffle

by Yea I’m deffo drunk... October 11, 2020


Cuntwaffle

The state of being such a cunt that you are become a bluewaffle. This can happen when a rather large woman sits on your face and you are given the mixer.

Miki: look at the guy over there
Midget: yeah what a cuntwaffle

by Raphhhhhhhhhhh July 11, 2014


Cuntwaffle

When girls cum on a waffle and eat it

Girls play a game called cuntwaffle

by Speedmountaincracksinmtback April 3, 2017