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the tiny sliver of shit in the toilet after straining for what seems like eternity when you know you have to pinch a loaf.
tom got up, and looked into the bowl only to see a small ass curd there after feeling like he had to shit for an hour on the interstate.
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The left over residue that stays on your armpit when you apply deodorant. After a while the residue clumps together to form little balls of deodorant residue or armpit curds. The sight of the curds can be sometimes so utterly revolting that you throw up everywhere. Some boys would eat them for money.
"wear a shirt with sleeves i can see your armpit curds"
Male masturbation. Rubbing one out and busting a nut aka man curd.
Braaaaaahhh I've been watching porn all day and pumping curd.
Amy curd is so peng and makes Jemma slagwell so jealous because Amy has been blessed with from the lord above with mighty fat ass and everyone just wants to suck on the fucking thing and this upsets Jemma slagwell very much
Jemma slagwell is a slag and likes Amy curds fat ass
Wow that girl is such an Amy curd
A lemon flavoured spread, similar to marmalade.
This would go well with some butter at a 'crumpetting' party.
He always enjoys lemon curd with lavishings of butter while crumpetting.
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noun;
Occurs following anal sex. Upon pulling out, you realize a small amount of poo lodged in, and ultimately blocking, your pee-hole.
(Male): Ughhh!
(Female/Male): What's wrong?
(Male): This hershey curd is clogging me up!
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Residual fecal matter from improper wiping.
Martin does not like the skid marks left in his skivvies from his turd curd.
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