D in the M

Dick in the Mouth

Person 1: I'm going to shove my D, right in your M
Person 2: Sweet, D in the M...Alrighttttt.

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M&D

M&D is a shortened version of “Maddie and Damien.” Two adorable characters in a story being created by an adorable person. They’re like Bonnie and Clyde and stick by each other’s sides no matter the amount of danger they’re in.

“Well if it isn’t M&D...” Said William, before stepping into Maddie’s trap.

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H A N D M I L K

When you are masturbating and you jizz on your hand.

Jim had a serious case of H A N D M I L K last night.

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D the M V

an anacronym for "Drain the Main Vein"- meaning to take a leak.

Hey dudes, wait up... I just gotta D the M V

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d n m

deep and meaningful conversation. Also d'n'm

After the show, I had a d n m with Bonobo. Now we're BFFs.

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D O M

Some people think DOM means dirty old man. They have filthy minds.
People with clean minds know this means Distinguished Older Man.

Many women in their 40s who have reared their family are liberated sexually.
They thoroughly enjoy the pleasure of having a D O M to escort them on
a regular basis around the social scene

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M-d

A title for a forum Moderator that originated in MySpace Religion and Philosophy forum. Much like Jews often write "God" as "G-d" out of respect and reverence, many R&P regs have been known to do the same for their M-derators.

Blessed be M-d, King of the R&Pverse, who deleteth spam from the interwebz. May His mighty banhammer fall swiftly upon the heads of trolls.

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