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A dwarf sized person with terminall autism
Daley Breshears :"DURRRRRRRRRR"
tia is a very unique girl, she is very gorgeous and fails to know her worth, she is most certainly a push aside as she will be forever stuck on the same person although she will be forever single.
tia daley is hopeless
faggot who does diving or some shit. mostly knowen for backdoor diving
did you see that tom daley in the olympics
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A term for a black man with a small penis and or crusty lips.
Jim: yo did you hear about that 'Jordan Daley'?
Bob: yea I heard he hadn't put on lipstick in 3 years!!
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When taking a shit, the poo curls round on itself and does a couple of backflips before hitting the bowl.
"Bro, I had hell of a Tom Daley Poop last night, every log I dropped did at least 3 backflips before it hit water"
If one was to perform a "Tom Daley Dive" it would involve the penetration of another man at a high vertical velocity.
A Tom Daley Dive:
A triple front flip to anal cavity!
"A perfect ten for that Tom Daley dive"
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Offloading a turd that dropped out at such high velocity it didn’t even make a splash
A Tom Daley dump
Fucking hell mate I’ve just had a “Tom Daley dump”