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What your black dog looks like after coming in from a snowstorm.
I let my dog inside, because it was snowing, and laughed when I realized she looked like a reverse Dalmation.
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A black dude that has a spotted dick. Not as uncommon as you may think
Damn, Wes Moss has a dalmation dick
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When your car has a ton of bird crap on it that it starts to resemble a dalmation (especially if it's a black car).
Nice dalmation creation. You might want to rethink parking near all those pigeons and/or not parking under that gi-normous tree anymore.
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when a man takes a crap on a dog in a certain way that makes it look like a dalmation then has a girl smear the crap around with her slit then the man eats her out.
(man)dude i just gave my girl the chocolate dalmation
(friend)wow thats nasty
(man)tell me about it the smell and taste alone were terable
(friend)so why did you do it
(man)i read about it on urbin dictionary
(friend)realy thats awesome
(man)yah i know
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when a man fold his erection in two and shoves it into the girls vagina or ass
girl: ow! that really hurts!
man: Thats because im double dog dalmationing the fuck out of you!
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When a man blows his load in spots on something dark colored (most likely clothing) so that when it dries, you have an inside out dalmation.
(must be high on 'shrooms!!)
Veronica: Yesterday my boyfriend was high on shrooms and made my panties inside out mushroom dalmations! And he was soo high that he thought that puppies were coming out of my twat!!!
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Similar to an inside out mushroom dalmation, but the sperm is blown onto a white article of clothing, giving the albino dalmation effect. Must be performed while high on pot.
"I finally talked Jill into letting me give her an inside out albino mushroom dalmation on her favorite white sweater.....damn we were so baked!!"
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