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Cute way to say male genitals.
I was watching Sunny Leone's porn yesterday, and I felt something was rising. It must be Dark Knight.
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A movie that I watched three times because it was too awesome, two normal screenings and once in IMAX.
IMAX was the best experience.
I even downloaded The Dark Knight cam torrent just so I can watch it again.
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Pretty much the best movie out to date. It is the sequal to Batman Begins which is also a really awesome movie. The Joker, Heath Leder, pretty much makes the movie. GO SEE IT NOW!!!
The Dark Knight is pretty much my new favorite movie.
Why so serious?
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Being that The Dark Knight movies were a trilogy. In the restaurant industry, if a server gets sat with three consecutive tables with people that are of African American decent, then you have just been Dark Knighted!
Logan: Hey Conner you have just been sat a third table.
Conner: They don't happen to be black, do they?
Logan: Yeah bro why?
Conner: Shit man that means I have just been Dark Knighted!!!
Logan: Damn!
1. A common nickname for Batman. The Caped Crusader is another popular nickname.
2. A highly critically acclaimed adaption of the Batman comic books that is mostly based on "The Killing Joke" and "Batman: The Long Halloween". It is also serves as a sequal to the successful "Batman Begins" and is the darkest and most realistic take on Batman to date.
Poseur (now): OMG! THE DARK KNIGHT IZ SOOO AWSUM! THE JOKER IZ SOO KOOL!!!
Poseur (before the movie was released): Who is The Joker?
Smart Person: The Dark Knight was a great movie but it can't compare to the comics.
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The greatest superhero film of all time. Unlike the comical approach of previous marvel and dc movies, The Dark Knight digs deep into the roots of your dark emotions and uncovers the craziness that lies underneath. With an amazing psychotic performance by Heath Ledger as the joker, and the heartbreaking fall of Harvey Dent, this movie will tear you apart. But rest assured, you will be repaired by the noble adrenaline rush of Batman's selflessness. In my opinion, every new superhero movie is simply a cheap knockoff of The Dark Knight
Me: I'm ready to take on the world!
Friend:Did you watch The Dark Knight again?
Me: Ya, why?
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A variation of the hometown classic, to pull a "Dark Knight" is to pick up a guy (or girl) in your hometown, take them to your parents house, and seduce them using the 2008 film as bait.
Once back at your parents crib, you gotta slip into something sexy under the guise of comfort (usually a kimono), making a wardrobe change from formal to nightware, much like from bruce wayne to batman. After that, it's just a matter of banging on your parent's couch while using the movie's explosive soundtrack to mask the noise.
this guy wasn't into banging at my mom's house, but he was a total dork so I figured I'd pull a dark knight.
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