Dead-Cat-Bitch

NOUN:

1. A person who is passive-agrresive.

2. A woman (or man) who plays coy with you.

Bitch, may be substituted for girl, or woman, or cunt for that matter, pertaining to the severity of the situation at hand.

Sarah, was pretending she was innocent, with no motive to fuck us over. Instead of just being up front about it, she's has to be a fuckin' dead-cat-bitch, to make it look like she didn't know.

Don't let David fool ya, he's as cold as a dead cat cunt.

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Dead Cat Dirty

Dead Cat Dirty is when your place of residence is in such a state of disarray from obsessive hoarding and/or pure lazines, and so vile that beneath the foul debris, one is certain to find a dead cat. The presence of a dead cat does not rely on whether or not the homeowners actually own or owned a cat. Once a certain degree of filth is reached, a rotten, decomposed cat carcass instantly appears. It is still under investigation exactly how the bizarre carcasses appear, and where they come from.

Girl 1: I went to Javier's house last night for some cocking and locking, but to my dismay, his apartment was DCD! I immediately got as dry as a nun's cunt.

Girl 2: What's DCD?

Girl 1: Dead Cat Dirty.

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dragging a dead cat

making an epic podcast longer than it was expected

those guys from the grupetto were dragging a dead cat again this week

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ur nans dead cat

A word which is used to make a person you are talking feel confused and stop talking to you.

Ben: hi peter
Peter: ur nans dead cat

Teacher: Peter whats the answer to question 1
Peter: ur nans dead cat

Can't swing a dead cat.

When you live in such a small town that you run into someone you know EVERY time you go out. Short for "you can't swing a dead cat by the tail without hitting 2 people you know." Basically means you live in too small a town. In gestured form is done by a circling of one hand in the air like a lassoing action.

I went out to eat with my friends and the waitress comes over and says, "hay, I went to high school with you." My friend says, "you can't swing a dead cat."

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Rachel’s dead cat Geno

Lmao, dead as shit, drops dead with a single text.

Matthew “Rip Rachel’s dead cat Geno, sike I lied, that cat’s gay.”

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My dead cat ran over my keyboard

My dead cat ran over my keyboard is a joke mocking people who always have an excuse

Oh what now John your gonna tell me that" My dead cat ran over my keyboard" John last time you told me you could not pay your rent because my "prices are too high" even though the only thing that is high is you everybody in this god forsaken building knows that you do weed John You're four months behind on your rent just fucking pay it.

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