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Music for douche bags.
Five Finger Death Punch likes the dong.
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They're a metal band. You either hate 'em or you love 'em.
Joe: I love Five Finger Death Punch, they kick ass!!
Dave: What the hell is wrong with you, they fuckin' suck!
(Joe and Dave then go on to rant about it)
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A band that will make you jizz.
Hater: Yo, listen to dis new rap son', it got dat lyric liek about gettin' yo hoes tah suck ya dick!
Me: No, I'm good. I'll just listen to some Five Finger Death Punch.
Hater: Dat heavy metal shit!? Listen tuh some real music, bruh.
Me: Have you ever tried to interpret their lyrics?
Hater: Wut dah hell does interepit mean, nig!?
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Getting fisted while on your period.
I heard that girl got five finger death punched.
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To play a cover song so badly, it ruins the original.
The band Five Finger Death Punch really Five Finger Death Punched the song "from out of Nowhere" by Faith No More.
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The act of reachin' into and ripping out the central female sex organs by inserting 4 fingers into the womens vagina and the thumb of your same hand in the womens ass hole thus equaling 4 in the pink 1 in the stink. Then without hesitation continue to grab squeeze and rip out the vagina, gouch, and asshole area. Then with the removed vagina in hand quikly throw it at her and punch her in the face with your non throwing hand.
Dillon was fingering his girlfriend when he asked for a hand-job. When she denied his request he pulled a Five-Finger-Death-Punch.
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A fucking amazing metal band. Krazy Kozmic Kat is too much of a faggot to understand that.
Guy 1:Wow, the number one definition for Five Finger Death Punch is written by Krazy Kozmic Kat. His name is too gay to even be on this page.
Guy 2: Yeah, he probably listens to lmfao and Alvin and the Chipmunks.
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