deboned wahoo

A poor, defenseless man whose only crime was jerking off too much, and his penis fell off.

My dick fell off! I'm nothing but a deboned wahoo now.

Deboneing

To start by jokingly poking at someones spine before finding the right pressure point and removing the persons entire endoskeleton

Jane: You ready? We finna give Thomas a quick deboneing tonight
Alexa: You kidding? I've been waiting all week!