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Decapitate the Dog

When one is 'prairie doggin it' and clinches his or her rectum at a most inopportune time, resulting in a small turd being cut from the larger mass of shit completely or partially as a dingle-berry.

"Decapitate the Dog"
Dude, me and the bros were cruising down the interstate and i was prairie doggin mad until a deer ran out in front of the truck and we slammed it. Totally decapitated the dog man, it was embarrassing.

by Dingle-Dog July 15, 2012


Cattle Decapitation

Cattle Decapitation is a bad-ass 4 man death metal/deathgrind band fronted by lead singer Travis Ryan.

Guy 1: "Dude, we need to see Cattle Decapitation on Friday. I heard they're playing 5 songs from Monolith of Inhumanity."
Guy 2: "Sounds like a plan! I'll get tickets."

by Jigginsmusic October 29, 2014

10๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


Decapitate the turtle

when you are turtle heading, or plain taking a dookie, and you "cut loose" the protruding mass of excrement by clenching your sphincter tight mid turd

"damnd that was a long crap, i had to decapitate the turtle before it touched the water"

by Dan the pc butcher March 1, 2008

7๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


Decapitation and Incineration

An extreme cut and blow dry that dramatically changes the persons look.

Did you see Nat's hair? Decapitation and incineration or what!?!?

by B247E June 30, 2011

8๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


Anal Decapitation

The act of shoving your entire head up another person's ass and having them clench till the bloodflow is cut off to your head

Bro 1: Bro my gfs kinda pissed at me cause I asked if we could do Anal Decapitation

Bro 2: Why would you even ask that

by Johnny-k17 November 3, 2019

3๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


Leonardo Decapitated

When you are eating out a girl and she squeezes her thick thighs together so hard that she decapitates you.

Damn... that thick mami just Leonardo Decapitated my buddy last night.

by yungcleen March 15, 2018

3๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


phallic decapitation

Chopping someone's head off with your dick

OMG! I just witnessed some dude performing a phallic decapitation

by Matt Dasher September 27, 2007

7๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž