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When you and a group of your closest coworkers get together after a long weeks work in Dellroy, Ohio and play roofie roulette... there's one Ambien and the rest are Viagra. You must blindly ingest whatever pill you draw and whoever gets the Ambien gets fucked in the ass by the rest of the guys when they pass out.
"Hey guys! You wanna get together for the Dellroy Delight Friday? It's been a killer week and I need a release, God I hope I don't draw the short straw again... this'll be the third time in a row! The last time you guys fucked me so hard I had to see a doctor."
While flying middle seat on a commercial airliner you and your girl, who had the aisle seat, strip naked and she starts riding you and right before climax she dismounts and you finish on the unassuming Indian passenger that just had to have the window seat.
That jack ass that rushed on the plane to get his window seat just got a Cinnabon Delight. Happy Flying A-hole!
When kneeling behind a woman bent over, doggy style, sticking 2 fingers in the woman’s vagina, and 1 in the anus. Similar to how one would hold a bowling ball.
Lance unexpectedly gave me a bowlers delight last night.
Using a cheese grater to climax; originated in Switzerland.
I was feeling pretty delicious, so I decided to attempt a Swiss delight. Yolo.
What a White woman experiences after having sexual intercourse with men of other racial groups (black, asian, latino).
Because a white man's penis is too soft and useless without viagra and penis pump, a white woman will usually seek out non-white men for her sexual needs.
White woman: I need sex now!
White man: Just a sec honey *looks for penis pump and viagra pills*
White woman: Hurry up! I'm so wet its dripping down my thighs!
White man: just a moment hun!
-30 min later-
White man: ok it's up!
White woman: I'm going out, going to get some White Delight from the Asian studs at the gym.
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The act of having sex during the afternoon hours of the day as opposed to the far more common nighttime hours.
The term was originally coined in the 1976 hit song "Afternoon Delight" by the Starlight Vocal Band. Due its lighthearted musical style, the song is often misinterpreted as being one about the general fun and innocence of being in love. Only upon close inspection of the lyrics does it become obvious that the song is actually about having sex during the afternoon hours of the day.
I went home to have lunch with my wife, but we ended up having a little afternoon delight instead.
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One of the first popular hip hop songs by the Sugarhill Gang. Came out in 1980 and influenced many famous hip hop acts such as Run DMC.
Have you ever went over a friends house to eat and the food just ain't no good, I mean the macaroni's soggy, the peas are mushed and the chicken tastes like wood.
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