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A great comedian. Dropped out of law school after realising it sucked. Became a comedian. He is a personality on ShoNEXT. A branch of the showtime movie channel. Has stated in his act that he gets his jokes from a forest in his mind where hobbits, dragons, and his Mother and Grandmother live. Thinks he is less compassionate then a desert because his cactus died. And has proven that Leather Sleeves = Coolness.
"This creature is made of the head of a horse, And the body of a man who seeks alot of attention. This symbolizes me in college."
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The act of taking a day off school to do homework and/or study. In most cases, the day is taken off on the due date of the homework, or the test day.
Person 1: Crap! Test tomorrow!
Person 2: I'll be pulling a Demetri.
A very funny comedian, with nice hair and a good sense of humor.
Emma: This is great. "I think the worst time to have a heart attack is during a game of charades. Especially if your teammates are bad guessers. Or during a game of pretend heart attack, and then naps."
Annie: Isn't that Demetri Martin, the funniest/best comedian to ever live?
Emma: Yes indeed.
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A little black dude who whoops ass despite the opponents size or strength. The real OG in the UFC at the moment and has defended his title more than 7 times.
"Yo Jimmy did you see Alex beat up that guy yesterday"
"Yeah man he was like three times his size"
"Alex fucking Demetrious Johnson'd him"
Eats so much ass that it makes a grown man cry.
My dad wanted me to try a demetri patterson on my step mom before christmas.
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<3 <3 <3 Hotteeessst sexxx buddies ever. Their always brooking eachother.. ALL THE FUCKING TIME!
Dude did you see Jessica and Garrett, they are totally Demetri & brooking it!