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Oral derivative

When one receives fellatio while completing a derivative of the first degree or higher.

My math teacher gave me the best oral derivative for this problem.

by war4hire March 1, 2008

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viral derivative

something that is not necessarily popular originally yet rapidly gains popularity due to the fact of being referenced to something else that is already popular

A Star Wars version of Gangam Style being a viral derivative received an enormous 2M+ views within a week, immediately after the original Gangam Style video hit the world record of YouTube views and likes.

by ultrabutter December 26, 2012


third derivative

a calculus term also called "the jerk"; it is a nerdy way to tell someone off.

person one: "you smell like feet."

person two: "Golly, person one, you can be such a third derivative."

by Kimfinn May 1, 2008

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Definition of a Derivative

Use the power rule dum dum

Jimmy: Mr. Herrig said to use the definition of a derivative to solve the question.
Anna: That’s for losers, just use the power rule

by Illumination87 October 25, 2019


equity derivative

(FINANCE) a financial derivative whose underlying asset is a stock. The simplest kinds include the equity swap and the option.

As opposed to currency derivatives, interest rate derivatives, commodity derivatives, and so on. An equity swap typically involves an "equity side" of the transaction AND something else, like interest rates or oil prices.

Equity derivatives can be written on indices (e.g., the S&P 500, the FTSE-100, NASDAQ) as well as on stocks. In fact, they are often bought "out of the money" by mutual fund managers as insurance against a catastrophic decline in the fund value.

One other reason that poison pills are back in favor is the growth of synthetic equity derivative swap transactions, where a “short party” agrees to pay a “long party” the cash flows from a particular amount of a target company’s stock. In exchange, the long party agrees to pay a fee and to cover any decrease in the market value of the stock ... Through such transactions, a long party can suddenly become a significant stockholder of a target company without warning.

--Dykema Gossett & Andrew H. Connor "The poison pill resurgence," Lexology (15 March 2010)

by Abu Yahya April 15, 2010

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derive strawbz

Fucking goated player that is in team derive and should deserve 100mill subs❤️

Look at derive strawbz he’s a goat

by Stealth ando October 21, 2019


sexual derivative

sexual act resulting in an orgasm

Unable to persuade is bedmate to engage in lovemaking he tried to ply out of her an agreement for a sexual derivative instead.

by yalebno February 4, 2010

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