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Fun detected

When Blizzard notices players having fun in unintentional ways such as using glitches or items, so they nuke the fuck out of it and leave players in the boring ass game they made.

Friend 1: "Hey can you still fly using Emerald Winds and the Goblin Glider Kit?"

Friend 2: "No, you know Blizzard, fun detected."

by Onandonandomnom April 14, 2021


Erection Detection

When you get a boner with short shorts and your dick comes peeking out the bottom and everyone around can see.

Aaron:"O shit I gotta boner with these little soccer shorts!"

Everyone around looks and can clearly see his penis.

Bystander:"Man, that guy is really struggling with erection detection..."

by the voice of the common cock January 6, 2011

20πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Reddit Detective

People on Reddit who think they are smarter than they are and over analyze evidence and come up with a flimsy at best explanations. Most of the time they start the spread of false information and end up hurting the case.

Person #1: I FIGURED OUT WHO KILLED BECKY!
Person #2: Who? Her case has been unsolved for years.

Person #1: If you look at this photo, that was taken an hour before she died, you can clearly see a man in the background who bribed her friend on the right into killing her.

Person #2: How do you know this?

Person #1: At one point in the night they talked.

Person #2: Thats it?

Person #1: Yeah. Ain't I so smart?

Person #2: You stupid Reddit Detective.

by Weirdo Sheep September 14, 2017

2πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Metal Detecting

Dorky looking, but an awesome hobby where you find coins and jewelry while beach combing.

Metal Detecting. It's only March and already this year I have found $18 in change, 3 silver rings, 2 14K gold rings and a diamond and sapphire engagement ring that I recently sold for $875.00. Yay me!

by Davydone March 7, 2009

28πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


Detective Conan

Anime in which Edogawa Conan, Kudou Shinichi, solves cases and tries to get closer to the Black Organization that shrunk him back to the body of an elementary student. Conan's identity is a secret except to Haibara Ai, Professor Agasa, His parents, and Hattori Heiji. There are currently ten movies out, and the final, eleventh movie comes out in June. This is, by far, the best Anime in the world. Other names are Meitantei Conan and Case Closed

Detective Conan is, by far, the best Anime show

by Arutsuro April 30, 2007

179πŸ‘ 30πŸ‘Ž


detective pikachu

A PokΓ©mon movie that’s way better than it deserved to be

Wanna come and watch Detective Pikachu with me tomorrow?

by GoodDoggo5555 May 9, 2019


Facebook Detective

A name to call yourself instead of saying you are stalking someone on facebook.

Person 1: Dude, you're facebook stalking her!

Person 2: No man, I'm just a facebook detective.

by ursidae August 19, 2009

33πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž