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A non-Asian guy, usually white, who goes out with unattractive Asian girls, thus removing those girls from the dating pool and "detonating the bombs"; does not necessarily have to have yellow fever, but might just not be able to recognize what makes unattractive Asian girls flawed in the eyes of Asian guys.
"Whoa, she's got a boyfriend?"
"Yeah, some white guy asked her out."
"Ah, a bomb detonator."
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To fart. Not coincidentally, haggis is a traditional Scottish dish of sheep's stomach which is stuffed and boiled for three hours.
"Dude, did you just 'detonate the haggis' in my car?!? Get out and walk! NOW!"
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When a person in a group conversation makes an obvious threat to cockblock, and blow up a spot on another after clear sign is given to change the subject or stop.
Guy: "You know you're the only one for me, girl!"
Janet: "Really? You so sweet!"
Emily: "Who was that one girl I saw you with yesterday, Guy?"
Guy: "Oh, my sister? We went to lunch. She prettier than you, Emily! Quit trying to deton-hate and go somewhere!"
Janet: "Aww, you and your sister....that's so sweet!"
Emily: "You ain't a player, fool!"
Guy: "Emily, get your hand off the red button and beat it!"
Janet: "Yeah, Emily, can't you see we're talking?"
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When squeezing a spot and all the hall marks of it popping are there, i.e pain and a crunching sensation/noise, but any puss or fluids havent been ejected from the body but have burst under the skin and are still internal.
"I had a well painfull spot the other day, but it didnt burst properly, just internal detonation"
To fart. Not coincidentally, haggis is a traditional Scottish dish of sheep's stomach which is stuffed and boiled for three hours.
"Dude, did you just detonate the haggis in my car?!? Get out and walk! NOW!"
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similar to radar ass, ony worse. Premature Detonation occurs when you enter the bathroom, and you cant hold the shit/piss anymore.
*enters the bathroom*
OH FUCK, ITS GONNA BLOW!!! damm the premature detonation
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a gigantic ass explosion (which see). Not just explosive but NUCLEAR. Chars the ass releasing it, resulting in painful dumps for days following. Usually the result of alcohol and some type of spicy food. The fumes blind anyone within the confines of the restroom.
"Dude, i had beer and taco bell last night....shit...this morning i had a nuclear ass detonation"
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