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a variant of the shocker in which the index finger is inserted into the vagina and the ring and pinky fingers are inserted into the anus.
"Man, last night my boyfriend gave me the Devastator so bad I can't shit!!"
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When a shinobi is fucking a bitch from behind, upon reaching climax he climbs in through the asshole and his whole body enters the anus. In here as he reaches climax he must stand and stretch while screaming planetary devastation and channel the power of the rinnegan to destroy the host.
I gave that bitch some planetary devastation, safe to say she is no more.
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Worst case of diarrhea possible.
If you have it definently miss school, work, etc
comes along with leaky poo
I had devastating diarrhea and now i need a new bathroom
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A gay guy who has his mouth always open for the purposes of oral sex
Kyle is a devastated salmon
When somebody discovers feces somewhere, and it is awful to even describe. The excrement might vary in smell, look, etc. Never the less, it is awful, and must be avoided at all times.
Johnny had burritos last night, and he just left his horrible defication devastation in the toilet.
LOOK AT THIS DEFICATION DEVASTATION!!!
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When you’re giving a blow job, and as he’s about to finish, you launch an upper cut directly in the nutsack while yelling “devastating blow!” He busted but now he’s out of commission.
Steve: “hey Johan what did you get up to last night?”
Johan: “well I got with this girl off of a dating website”
Steve: “oh yeah? And how’d it go?”
Johan: “not great considering she gave me a devastating blow!”
When one person, preferably one who isn't that funny, makes a joke that isn't funny. In the silence following the joke, one person may release a loud sarcastic singular "HA" to show this unfunny person to return to their position of not being funny.
Unfunny friend: Hey guys "insert stupid joke"
everyone else: *silence*
other normal friend: "HA"
everyone else: *laughs at the devastation of unfunny friend*
other friend: dude that devastation laugh was awesome.