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When your girlfriend/wife lays diagonal on your bed and disrupts the order of the bed, causing you to retreat to the far corners of the bed.
"Yeah man I couldn't get any sleep last night. My girlfriend was being a total Diagonal Debby."
n. the act of crossing the street using the most indirect trajectory possible, resulting in the extreme annoyance and inconvenience of any vehicles waiting for you.
*light turns green*
"the address is just after this intersection. we just have to wait for this pedestrian to cross."
*pedestrian inches across the street at a 45 degree angle to the curb, taking forever and holding up the whole intersection*
"ahhhh not the extreme diagonal!" *HONK*
A lesbian that has male features. Same as a dike
Dude look at that diagonal cutter over there. Hers is probably bigger then yours!
This is a kind of diagonal in the World's Hardest Game editor. Y'know, that flash game?
These diagonals require pixel perfect precision to complete and they are known for making levels way harder. Nobody likes them.
Void diagonals are very common in the series Freshly Brewed Diagonal Pain where they appear in large groups. They are disliked so much that there is a police dedicated to taking them down.
cyan: I am going to use a void diagonal
the diagonal police: STOP RIGHT THERE CRIMINAL SCUM
n. An orgasmic or euphoric state, often times during passionate sex. It is a direct reference to the magical locale featured in many of the books in the Harry Potter series.
- "I'M GONNA TAKE YOU TO DIAGON ALLEY, BABY!"
- "OH GOD! OH GOD! I'M IN DIAGON ALLEY, OH GOOOOD!"
- "Carolyn told me she wanted to visit Diagon Alley, so I tapped her back entrance with my wand. Giggity."
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Diagon Alley
n. An orgasmic or euphoric state, often times during passionate sex. It is a direct reference to the magical locale featured in many of the books in the Harry Potter series.
- "I'M GONNA TAKE YOU TO DIAGON ALLEY, BABY!"
- "OH GOD! OH GOD! I'M IN DIAGON ALLEY, OH GOOOOD!"
- "Carolyn told me she wanted to visit Diagon Alley, so I tapped her back entrance with my wand. Giggity."
Source: acwing, a series of tubes
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The Vicky Mendoza diagonal is a specific kind of line on the "Hot/Crazy Scale". The Diagonal runs straight from the bottom left corner to the top right, signifying that the woman in question is crazy, but her hotness balances this out.
The Hotter she is the more crazy she is allowed to be.
Also see "Shelly Galesby zone" in which a girl is crazier than she is hot.
Guy1: that girls pretty frickin' crazy.
Guy2: Yeah but shes also hot. definitely on the vicky mendoza diagonal.
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