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when the dick is shorter than the gut
"remember girls, when the dick is shorter than the gut, that's called dickey-do. and dickey-do is a dickey-don't."
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During sex when a woman gets on top of a man and starts to ride him.
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Someone who often throws another under the bus for their own benefit. Often, this culprit makes up excuses as to why he or she screwed over the other person. This person is also a large, veiny dick.
*After an hour or two of waiting, Noah comes to the conclusion that Martin isn't coming to get Noah to drive him to the party*
*Noah decides to call Martin up*
Noah: Why didn't you get me Martin?
Morgan: Umm, I was flossing...
Noah: Yeah okay you have dentures!
Morgan: Oh... well I was taking a dump...
Noah: You're such a Dickey Shafter!
One who behaves in an angry, annoying, rude, mean, or no-fun attitude, while simultaneously screwing you over in any way.
(Being a dick) + (Shafting someone) = Dickey Shafter
Jack - "Yesterday Marcus made me late for our double date because he took 45 minutes to shower. Once he got in the car, he kept telling me that he is going to hate the movie that we're going to see, and he was spitting insults left and right!"
Roy - "Yeah, Marcus has been such a Dickey Shafter lately"
A large beer belly; When your belly sticks out farther than your dickey do.
Check out the dickey-doo on that guy!
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A girl you should avoid.
synonymous with skanky slut bag.
Ickey Dickey doesn't shower.
When a man's belly hangs over his small tool. His belly is bigger than his dick.
"Did you see that dude Becky, he was checkin' you out for real!"
"He needs to take his dickey-do havin' ass & sit down somewhere!"
Or..."YUCK!! That dude has a dickey-doo!"
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