1: Referring to the Company called Dietz and Watson based in Philadelphia
2: Referring to the start of a joke for Dietz
I had heard Dietz have good meats and cheese!
"I like dietz"
"dietz what"
"dietz nuts
A prestigious cult surrounding the worship, manifesto, and nameless BDSM possibilities of Dietz Kerosene lanterns. Lead by the Man-bun man himself (no, he's not a software engineer), Alec Watson of Technology Connections.
Now my fellow lantern aficionados and I (we call ourselves Dietz Nutz), can tell the difference between these two lanterns from a mile away; Boffa Dietz lanterns succeed at protecting their flames from the wind, but the early design came with a serious drawback.
The "Dietz seat" is the middle seat of the back row of any sedan. It was traditionally called the "bitch" seat, being a reference to an individual constantly complaining, suffering victimhood or attempting to throw a pity party until a particular person-Deitz-was found to be the biggest bitch of all time. The Dietz seat is normally higher up than the adjoining seats, causing less head room and the individual sitting in that position is often crowded by those seated on either side of them.
Johnny, you're the smallest so you'll have to ride Dietz seat.
1.When you're looking out your window and watching kids at a birthday party
2. Asking someone weird personal questions
"Bro you are Jake Dietz right now staring out your window like that"
"What the Jake Dietz are you asking me I'm not telling you what bus number my bus is"
He's a really gay piece of shit and nobody loves him.
HEY! Look at that faggot, Tristan Dietz!