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Digestive Biscuit

A digestive biscuit, sometimes described as a sweet-meal biscuit, is a semi-sweet biscuit that originated in Scotland. The digestive was first developed in 1839 by two Scottish doctors to aid digestion.

I got a box of Mcvitie's Digestive biscuit's at the market today!

by Smellietheace May 18, 2021


digestion walk

Thing old people and hipsters do after they have had a large meal.

My boyfriend and I took a digestion walk to the cemetery after lunch.

by Jan Jaap March 31, 2014

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self-digesting

When you have sent a friend out to buy food and they take their time, leaving you waiting, starving hungry.

Dude, why is Mike taking so long with the take-aways? I'm self-digesting!

by Yogs March 26, 2007

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Obligatory Digestive

When you want to show your friends that you're drinking alcohol as an underage, but you want to play it cool and not just send them a picture of the alcohol, so you place a random object in front of the alcohol and say that that very object is obligatory when you're drinking.

Ivar was very taggad to get f1 wasted on New Years, and he wanted to let his friend know that he was drinking, but he realised it'd be wierd just to tell them. So he uploaded a picture of some Digestive cookies, with the alcohol clearly visable behind the cookies, to his Snapchat story.

Example: Obligatory Digestive, a picture of a Digestive cookie roll in front of a bunch of alcohol.

by Jakersnaker February 15, 2017


Obligatory Digestive

When you want to show your friends that you're drinking alcohol as an underage, but you want to play it cool and not just send them a picture of the alcohol, so you place a random object in front of the alcohol and say that that very object is obligatory when you're drinking.

Ivar was very taggad to get f1 wasted on New Years, and he wanted to let his friend know that he was drinking, but he realised it'd be wierd just to tell them. So he uploaded a picture of some Digestive cookies, with the alcohol clearly visable behind the cookies, to his Snapchat story.

Example: Obligatory Digestive, a picture of a Digestive cookie roll in front of a bunch of alcohol.

by Jakersnaker February 16, 2017


Digestive Suicide

The consumption of the poop inducing food items in quick succession with complete disregard for one’s digestive track.

Jimmy committed digestive suicide yesterday by eating a 2 burritos, a bowl of chili and drinking a half gallon of milk and is currently dealing with the consequences.

by Jalahimbis December 2, 2022


Commerce Digest

A comprehensive and insightful source of information related to recent developments, trends, and news in the world of commerce.

I always start my day by reading Commerce Digest to stay up-to-date with the latest happenings in the world of business and commerce.

by Ashleypp April 13, 2023