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GED or General Equivalency Diploma
Having a good enough diploma is better than being a high school dropout.
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The Associate's degree's bastard step child.
Your allegorical left thumb. As in, if you have a high school diploma, you have a left thumb and no one cares, but if you don't have a high school diploma, then everyone asks why the hell you don't have a left thumb.
Ted: I just got my high school diploma!
Ben: Great, now you can get that lawn mowing job!
Ben: Even though I'm making six figures at this engineering job, I actually never got my high school diploma.
Ted: Omg are you serious? How stupid are you that you can't get a high school diploma!
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I was reading some job applications this morning. I found someone's who listed JMU as their education. As I was laughing my ass off, my secretary commented that walmart has toilet paper for $.99 and is a lot smoother than a JMU diploma
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Paper that costs $15,000(or more) that proves you passed even though you didn't study anything in high school and makes College or uni professors scratch their head if they should report the school who gave you that paper.
My dog wanted to play fetch so I threw my high school diploma.
The arrest record of a Puerto Rican
The police officer ran out of toner printing his/her Puerto Rican Diploma
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A diploma you get after completing tests to prove you have the same ammount of knowledge as a high school grad.
Penis face said he wasn't going to complete high school so he took the good enough diploma now and left.
Not to be confused with a shameless "doggie factory" that exacerbates the domestic-canine-overpopulation problem, this type of disgraceful also-valuing-wealth-over-public-welfare establishment merely prints up fake "emotional-support animal" or "therapy pet" certificates, so that you can have your waggy-tailed buddy accompany you anywhere you wish, even places with a "no pets allowed except service animals" rule.
In part one of the "Wishbone" episode, "Halloween Hound", Joe doesn't need the services of a puppy diploma mill to be allowed to have Wishbone come into Oakdale Sports and Games with him, since shop-owner Travis Del Rio assures Joe that he likes dogs.