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To masturbate so furiously that one's penis explodes.
- OMFG! He disasterbated himself!
- One time, at band camp, I disasterbated so hard that...
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A masterbation session on that ends up messy and all over the place.
She came home early, and surprised me while masterubating. So I tried to finish real quick, and it ended up in a complete disasterbation
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Rapidly masturbating in the event of a disaster
-What's Kevin doing with his 10 minutes before the nuclear bomb?
-Oh, he's Disasterbating.
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To cause a ridiculous number of tragedies and disasters to oneself including burning bridges, self mutilation, drug use, etc. with the climax usually being attempted suicide. Often happens at the pinnacle of depression or a bipolar low.
He's burned all his bridges, lost all his friends, and now he's addicted to heroin? Well now he's just disasterbating.
My life can't get any worse. I'm just going to disasterbate.
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being caught in the act of masterbation.
I was total disasterbation when my parents walked in.
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combination of disaster and masterbate.
1.verb - (getting off on) mindless pointless destruction.
Mailbox baseball - disasterbation.
Rocks through windows - disasterbation.
High-foaming dishsoap in the fountatin - disasterbation (and priceless!)
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Verb, To Disasterbate
to disasterbate is to attempt to jerk off and cum one last time before you die in a disaster.
Example #1 - Pilot: Ladies and gentlemen, we have tried everything but it turns out that the plane is going to crash into the mountains.
Passenger: Oh Shit! Guess I'll Disasterbate before i die *fap fap fap fap...*
Example #2 - Jerking off on december 20th 2012 at 11:55 PM
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