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An annoying thing that delivers pizza and knocks on your door asking for cats.
"I really hate how that Collin Disc keeps peering in through my balcony window!"
A round, shiny object. This object contains the required files to get you into Hell. After downloading said files, you will be forced to pay to browse the web at slow speeds. After initial use, these discs become utterly useless due to their abundance. They can be used as weapons, tools, support for chairs, etc.
Guy1: Dude, I just installed AOL. What do I do with the disc?
Guy2: Pull!
Guy1: I just installed AOL, here, take my disc.
Guy2: AOL DISC FIGHT!
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The person responsible for introducing another person to the sport of Disc Golf.
I am better than David now, but he is my Disc Daddy.
Relates to a commonly believed myth that intervertebral discs can "slip" or move out of place.
In truth, discs are much stronger than we give them credit for; they are really strong, adaptable and supported by powerful ligaments that hold them in place.
Discs can be damaged, but they normally repair... naturally!
Disc injuries can be normal across the lifespan (like wrinkles and grey hair). They often do not cause any pain at all.
For painful disc injuries, extended rest is unhelpful and light activity is recommended.
"I though I had a slipped disc, but that actully doesn't happen. Discs are actually really stable and robust."
A disc jockey (also known as DJ or deejay) is a person who selects and plays recorded music for an audience
Oh man!, You are an excellent Disc-Jockey.
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A flat, circular object with a hole in the middle that is sent out by the billions by AOL about every six seconds in an attempt to convert everyone to the same shitty ISP. Do not despair, however. Said items make fantastic coasters, not to mention suncatchers.
Don't believe the new pro-AOL disc commercial featuring Jerry Lewis and Snoop Dogg. The discs are still full of shit, as always.
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A form of female masturbation.
A female will rub her clitoris in a circular motion, resembling a DJ, or disc jockey.
Dude, I was going to my girlfriends house, and when i got inside i found her disc jockeying it on the couch.
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