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Eating disorder:
A fucking bitch of a disorder that ruins your life and relationships 🥲👍.
NB: everyone has different eating disorder experiences. You don't have to be really skinny or overweight to have n eating disorder.
Friend: hey wanna go and eat something
Me: I am not hungry right now.
Friend: But you didn't eat breakfast
Me: *intense sweating*
Friend: Do you have an eating disorder?
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What are the types of eating disorder?
ANOREXIA NERVOSA-
When you try to keep your weight as low as possible by not eating, doing lots of exercise or both!
BULIMIA-
when you sometimes lose control and eat a lot of food in a very short amount of time (binging) and are then deliberately sick, use laxatives (medication to help you poo), restrict what you eat, or do too much exercise to try to stop yourself gaining weight.
BINGE EATING DISORDER-
when you regularly lose control of your eating, eat large portions of food all at once until you feel uncomfortably full, and are then often upset or guilty.
Lily: 'I think I have an Eating Disorder'
Anna: 'What type?'
Lily: 'BULIMIA'
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When someone or your friend only buys RGB components for their computer, even though it could have negative effect on their computer or costs more than the version without RGB.
Me: You gonna buy the normal version or RGB?
Friend: Totally RGB!
Me:But it costs 100$ more!
Friend: I don't care...
Me:You have RGB Disorder
When a person cannot perform a proper greeting - handshake, high-five, etc.
Can also be applicable to verbal greetings as well.
Physical - "Man, Cletus always crushes my hand when he shakes it, I think he has a greeting disorder."
Verbal - "Steve always calls everyone a D-Bag when he meets them. That jerk has a real greeting disorder."
Pinosis disorder is a rare disease discovered in the early 19th Century.A man named William Stchitzer discovered the disease when he notoced his Testcles shriveled up into a raisin like form.Since then many people reported of them having the disorder and doctors strive to find a cure!
James' Was diagnosed with a rare deseas called Pinosis Disorder
Pretending to have disorders (such as ADHD, depression...). Most people fake it because they want attention, likes, shares, views and comments. It's mostly done in social media (such as TikTok, Instagram...). Here's the list of commonly faked disorders:
-Tics (common in TikTok)
-ADHD
-Depression (common in Snapchat and Instagram)
-OCD (common in TikTok)
-Autism
-DID (common in TikTok)
-Anxiety
To spot a fake disorder, here's some red flags you should follow (this list will assume that you're on social media and looking at their video):
-Look at the comments (look for 'you faking it' or something, the faker would probably say something like 'no i have it, you are the faker')
-Look at older and newer content (effective for Tics and OCD)
-They alter to other personality in the beat of music (effective for DID)
-They threaten you that they will alter to you and beat you (effective for DID)
-They have vhs edited Bart Simpson, some 'deep feeling' music and says something like 'I want to die' 'I want to end it' 'I cant do this anymore' (effective for Depression)
-They have list of 'disorders' that they have (commom in tiktok)
-They list of 'personalities' that they alter to (example: they take picture of popular youtuber (usually minecrafter), the make dogshit like
-Jikk He/Him hates you, bald
-Ienhu He/Him hates transgander people
-TechnoNoob He/Him has adhd, trash at minecraft
)
*Due to 1500 character limit there isnt more red flags*
You: You're faking disorder
Him: fuck you, i gonna alter to you and beat you
You: try surviving cod voice chat lol, gl n00b
when someone is terrible at rolling blunts/joints and wastes multiple papers trying to roll it, they have a chronic disorder
Me: Damn Tony, thats the third blunt you messed up!
Tony: I know, i think i might have a chronic disorder
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