After our week in Nola during Mardis Gras we were all eaten up with dog ass tired.
"Putting a dick in a dog's ass" or "Putting a dick in a dogs ass all day long " is the time honored art of achieving absolutely nothing at all.
Little Jimmy spent his entire summer putting a dick in a dogs ass.
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The state of a male or female asshole being so fucked up from a lifetime of anal penetration, that it looks like the end of a hot dog that has been cooked in the microwave for to long.
Dude that chick's butt hole has been put through its paces. yeah she is suffering from a serious case of hot dog ass
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A gritty insult used to demean someone when you are seriously pissed off at them.
Hey, I have a truly novel idea: you can suck my dog’s ass!
A gritty attempt at an insult, designed to be humiliating because, let’s face it, nobody except another dog wants to kiss a dog’s ass.
Hey there little buddy, how would you like to kiss my dog’s ass?
A phrase some countryfolk types use to express that they’re ravenously hungry.
Honey, I’m so darn hungry, I’d eat a dog’s ass!