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When one passes through airport security - phrase to agent not to touch certain body parts!
When passing through airline security gate, before body scan: Don't touch my junk or I'll sue you.
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Infamous, now viral, phrase uttered by John Tyner of Oceanside after refusing to be subjected to an airport body scanner and subsequent thorough pat down.
Can also be used in any social setting where you just want people to stop bothering you with uninteresting things.
TSA - "Sir, we need to pat you down..."
JT - "Don't touch my junk!"
Boring friend- "Hey man, you want to see these slides from my family summer vacation?"
JT - Don't touch my junk!"
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A song created by R&B singer Solange Knowles, Beyonce's sister. The song symbolizes black struggles, from the usual invasion of privacy by touching an black person's hair usually without asking, to undermining black people's potential as a whole. The song demands respect of boundaries, due to the fact that asking to touch a black woman's hair is a microaggression masqueraded as a compliment.
The song can easily be used to say "don't touch my hair", or represent the meaning of the song.
I respect myself and my people, so Don't Touch My Hair.
2. WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING? DON'T TOUCH MY HAIR!!!
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don't touch it. it's mine.
you walking down the street with a beautiful new picture of Bob Marly. you'r so Happy but one of those Emo kids have to ruin the happiest moment of the day and to slam the picture you just bought in 150 nis.
you turnning around and shout to Him- "Don't touch my bob, you jackass"
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Wearing pants or jeans in a way that they don't reach all the way down to the ankle. Usually worn by nerds who don't have long pants. A shorter version of the phrase is Don't T
Nerd: "My mom made me iron my pants, now I look so cool without wrinkly pants."
Joc: "Seriously dude! You're wearing don't touch my ankles, LMAO!"
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This is the really hot little space between a slender, well shaped young woman's upper thighs. It's the gap under her vagina between her legs. At the beginning of James Bond movies, where you see sexy chick's silhouettes, this is where guys are focused if not on the tits ass, or legs. If a girl isn't skinny, her thighs will probably touch when she stands or walks. This is not as desirable.
That girl at the gym was amazingly in shape. TDT (thighs don't touch) all day.
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Not the eternal 'you'll-burn-in-hell' admonition from parents, nuns and priests received by millions of adolescents. Now, it's your face that is the forbidden body part.
Quietly closing the door behind her, stripping off her gloves, sliding out of her mask, she kept repeating "Don't touch yourself" although she desperately craved the feel of her own fingers.
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