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Someone who acts very snotty, either online or offline, and has no idea they're acting in a socially reprehensible manner.
Did you see her post on FB last night?
Yeah, she's such a douchenozzle.
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someone who thinks reading a book or seeing a movie is quite a different thing than dressing up as a wizard and shooting pretend lightning bolts from a stick.
Ricebox is a douchenozzle because he only reads fantasy books or fantasy movies that become popular like Harry Potter.
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The distillation of the essence of a douche, compressed as the douche travels via liquid form through the aforementioned nozzle.
Fuck that douchenozzle, we were supposed to see Friendship is Magic this evening.
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Any person acting in a manner which constitutes an obnoxious or annoying behavior with no apparent reason.
The tip of a douche applicator.
Ed's behavior while intoxicated is akin to a douchenozzle.
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douchenozzle- is the word in french meaning to wash, or shower+nozzle as in a shower nozzle. basically calling someone a shower head. :)
Example: "My dad comes up with weird words, and racial slurs." "He called me this, and I just stared at him, and told him what it really meant. Now my aunt uses it"
Other: "John is such a douchenozzle, he forgot to pick-up gas money" Friend: :/
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1.a terrible person
2.A total dick
3.affectionate name
Example 1.
Guy 1-I just fucked your girlfriend...and your MOM!
Guy 2-WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK!!!!!!!!! YOU ARE THE BIGGEST DOUCHENOZZLE ON THE PLANET!
Example 2.
Guy-I made you some pizza but...I got hungry and soo....yeah...you know where this is going.... :(
Girl- You are such a douchenozzle.*goes to Papa Johns*
Example 3.
*Meanwhile on the football field...*
Coach-LET'S WIN THIS GAME FOR THE CHEERLEADERS YOU PACK OF DOUCHENOZZLES!
Team-YEA!!!!
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A person who jacks off to animal porn.
--OHMIGOD Iouri is such a douchenozzle
-why?
--He jacks off to Animal Porn
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