Downhill Accountability

Often present in Corporate America, Downhill Accountability is the blame game in conjunction with the idea that stuff rolls downhill. When something goes wrong, each tier of management blames their subordinates, who in turn blame their subordinates, until there is only one lonely peon at the bottom of the hill.

President: "Sales are down 8%"
Vice President: "The sales team needs to get their stuff together"
Sales Team Manager: "Our Administrative Assistant has failed to provide bid documents to account managers in a timely fashion."
Admin Assistant: "FML. The color printer is broken, we're out of binders, and they always wait till hours before their deadlines to submit their bid docs for assembly. I guess that's downhill accountability for you"

downhill warrior

A runner who struggles on uphill terrain an even flat terrain, but sprints at high speeds upon hitting a downhill area. Downhill warriors are generally looked down upon by coaches and other runners, and it is customary to chant "Downhill warriors!" followed by five claps upon getting passed by one. As downhill sprinting can be tough on the joints, the practice is also medically discouraged.

I got passed by a downhill warrior on the first slope, but wound up passing him once he slwed down at the bottom.

Downhill skiing

When a woman stands between two guys and jerks them off at the same time while pretending as if she was skiing.

Jeff did she really offer downhill skiing to you?

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Downhill gardener

When a female takes a dive into another female’s love hole, this is known as downhill gardening.

Gertrude and Francis were rumoured to both be a downhill gardener. They were working so hard last night that they appeared to be in pain! The screams could be heard for miles!

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downhill skiing

The biggest slut in school gives these to the borders most nights. One dude on each side giving them handjobs.

Lucy went downhill skiing, her poles were miles and josh.

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Downhill Skiier

When a girl sits in between two guys in a backseat, and hooks up with both of them. She wont let them get into her pants because she is raggin, so she whips out their dicks and jerks both of them off at once.

Resembling a downhill skiier.

"Hey Bro, I call dibs on this slut."

"Dude, its ok, she's a downhill skiier!"

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downhill denial

1. Refusing to accept something while going downhill.

2. synonym for arabian sandstorm

1. Hmm... that child seems to be in severe downhill denial.

2. Damn son ma bitch gave me some insano downhill denial last night.